My Updated Cumulative Lifetime Running Race Record

I've updated below my cumulative running race record...you can see that since the last update in April of this year, most of my ventures have been to a single location: Gainesville's pretty Depot Park where, on Saturday mornings, they hold a free 5K race/run/walk called the "Depot Parkrun"...I've covered it 28 times at this writing on December 10th.  I also ran half-marathon, 15K, 10K and 4-mile races during recent weeks.  Races 10K (6.2 miles) or longer I have highlighted in red. If you see a race you'd like to read more about, just click on the listed title to read my same-day blog article.  As for the distance abbreviations, m=miles, K=kilometers, M=marathon and HM=half marathon. And now, on to more running adventures...

PS, I have been updating this article subsequent to today's December 10 date...

3-23-73        2m       11:56      Nova HS at Piper track meet         Piper High School, Ft. Lauderdale

4-10-73         2m       11:35      Broward Country South Division Meet    S. Broward HS, Dania

11-27-74      ~2m      ??            Turkey Trot  (BCC) (1)                  Davie, FL

11-?-75      ~2m      ??            Turkey Trot (BCC) (2)                     Davie, FL

7-?-76      ~5m      ??            -unknown-                                         Hollywood, FL   

10-04-08    5K       25:10      Red Cross                                         University of Florida

10-18-08    5K       24:07      Hope Heels                                       Westside Park

11-01-08    5K       24:28      Dog Days                                            Westside Park
2-14-10     HM    2:17:10     Five Points of Life (1)                      Gainesville
3-27-10     15K    1:23:55    Climb for Cancer                                Haile Plantation
4-24-10      5K        23:05     Run Amuck                                        NFR Office Park
5-22-10      5K        25:00     Somer's Sunshine Run                   Orange Park
6-05-10      5K        23:23     Cpt. Chad Reed Memorial                     Cross City
7-04-10      3m        23:04     Melon Run  (1)                                Westside Park
11-6-10    HM    2:01:41       Tom Walker Memorial (1)              Hawthorne Trail
1-23-11      M       6:04:35    Ocala Marathon                                South of Paddock Mall
11-12-11    HM    1:59:38    Tom Walker Memorial (2)              Hawthorne Trail
1-01-12      HM    1:56:07    De Leon Springs                              De Leon Springs
7-04-12      3m        25:45     Melon Run (2)                                Westside Park
11-22-12   10K       53:10     Turkey Trot (1)                                 Tacachale
1-20-13      HM    1:55:20    Ocala Half-Marathon                    South of Paddock Mall
3-03-13      HM    1:50:53    Orange Blossom                             Tavares
11-09-13    2m     untimed    Gator Gallop                                   University Ave, SW 2nd Ave
2-01-14      5K        25:53     Education for Life                           Westside Park
2-16-14      HM    2:07:36    Five Points of Life (2)                    Gainesville
11-27-14   10K        56:56    Turkey Trot (2)                                Tacachale
12-20-14    HM    2:03:30    Starlight Half-Marathon               Palm Coast
1-31-15     15K    1:18:21       Newnan's Lake (1)                          West of Newnan's Lake
2-15-15     HM     1:58:48    Five Points of Life (3)                    Gainesville
3-14-15     10K        56:24    Run for Haven (1)                           Tioga
12-05-15   6.5m   1:03:52    Lumber Around the Levee           Micanopy
1-30-16     15K    1:31:20    Newnan's Lake (2)                           West of Newnan's Lake
3-12-16     10K       59:00    Run for Haven (2)                           Tioga
5-14-16       5K       28:36    May Day Glow Run (1)                    Tioga

7-4-16         3m      28:22    Melon Run (3)                                  Westside Park

11-24-16    10K    1:01:13    Turkey Trot (3)                                Tacachale

2-26-17     HM    2:24:29    Five Points of Life (4)                    Gainesville

3-11-17      10K        58:45   Run for Haven (3)                           Tioga

5-21-17        5K        33:00   May Day Glow Run (2)                 Tioga

1-27-18       15K    1:38:41    Newnan's Lake (3)                        West of Newnan's Lake

2-18-18    HM      2:19:37    Five Points of Life (5)                   Gainesville

3-17-18        5K        29:17    Chris Lacinak Scholarship           Gainesville

12-8-18      15K     1:37:33    Season of Hope (1)                       Hawthorne Trail

1-5-19          5K        30:00    Depot Parkrun (1)                        Gainesville

2-9-19         5K        30:36    Depot Parkrun (2)                        Gainesville

3-16-19       5K        31:16     Miles for Meridian                        Tioga

4-27-19      10K    1:01:52    Run the Good Race (1)                 NFR Office Park

5-5-19         5K        30:38    May Day Glow Run (3)                Jonesville

11-10-19    HM    2:35:20   Tom Walker Memorial (3)          Hawthorne Trail

11-28-19    10K    1:02:16    Turkey Trot (4)                             Tacachale

12-7-19      15K    1:35:48    Season of Hope (2)                       Hawthorne Trail

4-3-21         5K        32:40    Headwaters (1)                             Gainesville

5-29-21      5K        30:50    Depot Parkrun (3)                        Gainesville

6-12-21       5K        33:06    Depot Parkrun (4)                       Gainesville

12-4-21       5K        33:03    Depot Parkrun (5)                        Gainesville

2-12-22       5K        31:28    Depot Parkrun (6)                        Gainesville

2-20-22     HM   2:33:51     Five Points of Life (6)                  Gainesville

3-19-22      10m  1:48:24    Micanopy Ten-Mile (1)                    Micanopy

3-26-22       5K      30:45     Depot Parkrun (7)                        Gainesville

4-9-22         5K       29:28     Headwaters (2)                            Gainesville

10-15-22     10K   1:04:55    Tom Walker Preview (1)                   Hawthorne Trail

10-22-22    10K   1:03:20    Run the Good Race (2)                Gainesville

11-06-22     HM  3:05:29   Tom Walker Memorial (4)           Hawthorne Trail

11-12-22       5K       31:38   Depot Parkrun (8)                         Gainesville

12-10-22      5K       31:46    Depot Parkrun (9)                        Gainesville

1-1-23           5K       32:59   Depot Parkrun (10)                      Gainesville

1-15-23       HM   2:34:42   FTC Mary Andrews (1)                 Hawthorne Trail (east end)

3-11-23        5K         34:02  Depot Parkrun (11)                      Gainesville

3-25-23       5K         33:19   Depot Parkrun (12)                     Gainesville

4-22-23       5K         32:47  Depot Parkrun (13)                      Gainesville

4-29-23       5K        33:34   Depot Parkrun (14)                      Gainesville 

5-6-23         5K        33:08   Depot Parkrun (15)                      Gainesville

5-20-23       5K        31:46    Depot Parkrun (16)                     Gainesville

5-27-23       5K        45:14    Depot Parkrun (17)  (speed-walk)  Gainesville

6-3-23         5K        31:22    Depot Parkrun (18)                     Gainesville

6-10-23       5K       33:38    Depot Parkrun (19)                      Gainesville

8-19-23       5K       32:52    Depot Parkrun (20)                     Gainesville

8-26-23      5K       31:29     Depot Parkrun (21)                      Gainesville

9-9-23        4m      41:59     Is It Fall 4-Miler                            Squirrel Ridge Park, G'ville

9-16-23      5K       32:17      Depot Parkrun (22)                     Gainesville

9 -23-23     5K      30:23     Depot Parkrun (23)                      Gainesville

10-14-23    10K    1:04:51  Tom Walker Preview (2)               Hawthorne Trail

10-21-23    5K       30:19     Depot Parkrun (24)                      Gainesville

10-28-23    5K      30:38     Depot Parkrun (25)                      GaineGainesvillesville

11-4-23       5K      30:14     Depot Parkrun (26)                      Gainesville

11-12-23     HM  2:18:06    Tom Walker Memorial (5)          Hawthorne Trail

11-25-23     5K      29:47     Depot Parkrun (27)                      Gainesville

12-2-23       5K      30:39     Depot Parkrun (28)                     Gainesville    

12-9-23      15K   1:33:02    Season of Hope (3)                       Hawthorne Trail

12-16-23     5K      28:57     Depot Parkrun (29)                      Gainesville

12-23-23    5K       42:20    Depot Parkrun (30) (speed-walk)  Gainesville

1-1-24         5K       27:38    Depot Parkrun (31)                      Gainesville

1-13-24       5K    1:00:40   Depot Parkrun (32) (with Melissa) Gainesville

1-14-24      HM  2:07:40   FTC Mary Andrews (2)                Hawthorne Trail (east end)

1-20-24     5K        57:26    Depot Parkrun (33)  (with Melissa) Gainesville

2-3-24       5K     1:10:25    Depot Parkrun (34) (volunteer walker) Gainesville

2-10-24    10m   1:39:18    Micanopy Ten-Mile (2)               Micanopy

2-24-24     5K        27:36    Depot Parkrun (35)                      Gainesville

3-16-24     5K        28:19    Depot Parkrun (36)                      Gainesville

3-30--24   5K        28:18    Depot Parkrun (37)                      Gainesville

4-13-24     5K        28:47    Depot Parkrun (38)                     Gainesville

4-20-24    5K        39:43    Depot Parkrun (39) (speed-walk)  Gainesville

4-27-24    5K        27:10     Depot Parkrun (40)                     Gainesville

5-4-24       5K       28:19     Depot Parkrun (41)                     Gainesville

5-11-24    5K        29:11      Depot Parkrun (42)                     Gainesville

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As for the standard-distance races from 2008 through the present, here are listed my total races finished for each distance along with my personal best time for them...

                         # of Finishes   Personal Best

5K                         56                 23:05  (4/24/10)

10K                       11                  53:10   (11/22/12)

15K                         7               1:18:21  (1/31/15)

10 Miles                2               1:39:18  (2/10/24)

Half-Marathon  17               1:50:53  (3/3/13)

Marathon             1                6:04:35  (1/23/11)

Just Ran Gainesville's Season of Hope 15K

For the third time...after 2018 and 2019...I ran the Season of Hope 15K charity race here in Gainesville, on the Hawthorne Trail just southeast of town.  Anticipating parking issues because of past swells of participants, I got there early for an easy spot and then took a little nap in my car.  I shouldn't have bothered because this event has sadly contracted and looked little like it did in the past.  Most of the runners chose the 5K option that runs concurrent with my 15K, but even with them the number was markedly down.  The fact that Tyler's Hope...which raises money to fight dystonia, a neurological disease, held this event in direct competition with another race across town to raise money for the Humane Society didn't help matters any.  There were 51 finishers for the 5K and 13, me among them, for the 15K (9.3 miles).  The temperature was in the low sixties at race's 9 AM start and creeped upward for its duration, while humidity dipped from the nineties to the seventies...pretty uncomfortable and different from my Tom Walker Half-Marathon experience on the same stretch of course last month.  The Hawthorne Trail seems flat...until you try running down it for any appreciable length, that is. But I've been up and down it so many times over the last few years that I've come to expect its annoying hills and long up-slopes.  My strategy for the race was simple: do the Jeff Galloway method of alternating running with walking, in my case 5-minute runs alternating with 45-55 seconds of fast walking.  It worked to perfection, with my finishing time at 1 hour 33 minutes 2 seconds and a 6th place finish out of 13. For the race results click HERE. Although this event was downsized from previous versions, there was plenty of hospitality from the volunteers and donors...someone even cooked up pancakes and sausage for the finishers!  I hope the good people at Tyler's Hope aren't discouraged by the lower turnout and will continue this fine tradition of December racing in Gainesville.  I did, however, feel that they could have promoted it more this year and schedule it earlier than they did...

Quote of the Week...from Jim Morrison

"Whoever controls the media, controls the mind."      ...Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison was the lead singer and chief lyricist for the American rock band The Doors.  He lived from 1944 to 1971 and, had he not died in mysterious circumstances and somehow managed to live all these years, he would be 79 today...it's his birthday.  Morrison was an iconoclast who railed against authority...and received his own fair share of criticism from the more traditional elements of society at that time. His above quote struck me as both prescient and outdated...let me explain.  There has always been a kind of circular relationship between the media and the general public consuming it. Since media outlets are by-and-large commercial enterprises in competition with one another, they may seem committed on the surface to journalistic integrity, but they also know that their viewing, reading and/or listening audiences carry within themselves their own values and prejudices that these companies often feel the need to respect when making decisions on what to broadcast or publish...and how to express it. This didn't all just start with FoxNews, either. Yet nowadays, folks will regularly tune in to their own favorite news channels or talk stations just to hear talking points that affirm their own worldviews, including targeting people and groups they supposedly should fear or even hate.  So while Jim Morrison might have seemed to paint "the people"...and ultimately society as a whole...as victims of nefarious media manipulation, it is also true that the media are, in turn, allowing themselves to be manipulated by the people. In my view, none of us are innocents, including Jim's still-influential ghost...

Disappointed in 2024 Presidential Campaign Offerings

 I was watching a little bit of the Republican presidential campaign debate on TV last night.  There were four candidates on the stage: former Lousiana and New Jersey governors Nikki Haley and Chris Christie, respectively, current Florida governor Ron DeSantis, and some dude named Vivek Ramaswamy. Ramaswamy is an "almost billionaire" who founded a pharmaceutical company a few years ago and has been very politically active on the far right.  He's also critical of American support for Ukraine in their conflict against invading Russia...sounds like somebody Trump, aka "Putin's Puppet", might like for a VP pick.   Christie, a vehement critic of Donald Trump...who is vastly leading in the polls in the Republican race...bashed his debate opponents for refusing to likewise criticize the former president. I didn't care for anyone's performance in the debate...and I sure don't like Trump. I suppose that of the five, Nikki Haley stands out to me as the most presidential...yes, I think we would at least survive as a nation with her in charge and she isn't as dirt-dog-mean as the others in her party who are running. It's a shame we don't have better choices for president in 2024 than what we have been provided so for by either major party.  And if you're think of vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s independent campaign, then think again. Joe Biden has recently said that he probably wouldn't be running for reelection were it not for Trump running again. Whatever happens, I guess I'll just exercise my right to cast my votes next year in the primary and then the general campaign and do my best to positively adapt to whatever the rest of my country decides.  But sometimes I feel like I'm on a runaway train when it comes down to politics...     

Weekly Short Stories: 1994 Science Fiction, Part 5

Here are my reactions to three more 1994 stories from the Garder Dozois anthology The Year's Best Science Fiction, Twelfth Annual Collection. Living in Gainesville, I was caught up that year in University of Florida head football coach Steve Spurrier's ultimately unsuccessful quest to win a national championship for the Gators. But a close heartbreaking home stadium loss to Auburn, along with an infamous four-touchdown blown lead to tie Florida State...along with a Sugar Bowl loss to the 'Noles in a rematch... delayed the title until another year. Still, Florida won the SEC championship. But enough of that, how about those stories...

NONE SO BLIND by Joe Haldeman

A young man, very smart, nerdy and awkward with girls, falls in love with an equally nerdy young blind woman...she returns his affections.  But although he claims to be interested in restoring her sight through a new surgical procedure, he's really interested in using it to vastly enhance her intelligence.  Here's a story that makes me wonder whether the author knows something that the scientific community is keeping secret, or maybe he's just engaging in some good old-fashioned science fiction speculation... 

COCOON by Greg Egan

A research company working on a project to help pregnant women from suffering complications by employing a special filter to prevent noxious substances from transferring to the embryo/fetus is the target of a bomb...a detective who happens to be gay becomes the lead investigator.  His homosexuality, it turns out, is relevant to the developing story as it becomes more and more apparent to him that diseases and poisons are not the only things this project was aiming to filter out from reaching the unborn.  Provocative, like the previous tale, but as with None So Blind, I'm left wondering how much is fact and how much is speculation...

SEVEN VIEWS OF OLDUVAI GORGE by Mike Resnick

It is in the far distant future and thousands of years after humanity, the hyper-aggressive Terran intelligent life form, had conquered the galaxy...and ultimately became extinct.  A research team of various talented entities from various systems are at Africa's Olduvai Gorge, to research artifacts there in order to determine more about humans, their nature and demise.  One of them can actually melt over an artifact and tell its story to the others...hence the "seven views" in the title.  Here is another novella that Dozois likes to stick in his book, so it's a bit lengthy.  But the surprise ending was perfect, and yes, it figures...

Next week: more SF from '94... 

Just Finished Reading The Silver Arrow by Lev Grossman

Lev Grossman is the dude who wrote the very excellent fantasy series The Magicians...one of my all-time favorites in that genre but which sadly was hopelessly mangled in the adapted television series bearing the same title.  In 2020 he had published The Silver Arrow, a fantasy series aimed at children...having just discovered it I checked it out and just finished reading it.  Kate gets a special present for her 11th birthday from her eccentric billionaire Uncle Herbert: a train, and a full-size, functioning one at that...move over, Polar Express! With her brother Tom, they start it up and go off on their own fantastic adventure, picking up along the way various talking animals who have their own special destinations.  There is some kind of murky antagonist alluded to, but the story ultimately points the finger of blame straight back at humanity, for mistreating and endangering the wild animals of the world.  So yes, this is a story with a Lorax-like moralistic, preachy theme to it...I'm okay with it, though, since this one happens to be tragically true.  I wonder what the rest of the books in this series are like...guess I'll have to read the next one to find out...

About This Year's College Football Playoffs Selections

Being a Floridian for almost my entire life, I have been a supporter of Florida college football teams since I began to follow the sport in 1968 when I was 11 going on 12 years old.  Then I liked Miami, Florida and Florida State and over the years continued to root for them...whenever they weren't playing against each other, that is. Since I moved in '77 to Gainesville, home of the University of Florida, I naturally became primarily a Gators fan but still supported the other two...unlike many of my fellow Gators.  So, when the college football playoff selection committee earlier today snubbed 13-0 Florida State, winner of the major Atlantic Coast Conference championship, from the four-team championship series in favor of two one-loss schools Texas and Alabama, I was disappointed.  FSU's star quarterback Jordan Travis had broken his leg in their next-to-last regular season game, and head coach Mike Norvell had toned down the high-flying explosive offense in favor of ball-control running and a strong defense for the last two contests.  The committee evidently saw Travis as an indispensable part of Florida State and thought his absence diminished them, thus opening the way ultimately for Alabama with Texas already "in" since they defeated the Crimson Tide at the season's start.  Alabama, for their part, defeated #1 ranked Georgia in their Southeastern Conference championship game, enabling them to claim a legitimate spot in the playoffs.  So, the seedings are now 1-Michigan, 2-Washington, 3-Texas, and 4-Alabama.  The semifinals will take place on New Year's Day with Michigan playing Alabama in the Rose Bowl and Washington against Texas in the Sugar Bowl.  Unhappy FSU is in the Orange Bowl on December 30th against equally unhappy Georgia.  I just wish that Oregon had hung on against Washington in their conference championship game...then I think Florida State would have made the playoffs.  Of the four teams that made it, I'm partial to Alabama, don't care much who wins between Washington and Texas, and will root against Michigan regardless.  Personally, I think Alabama's a better team than Michigan and will be surprised if they don't "upset" them...

Just Finished Reading Scary Smart by Mo Gawdat

Scary Smart, long title Scary Smart: The Future of Artificial Intelligence and How You Can Save Our World is a 2021 book by Mo Gawdat, a former Google X business executive at that AI-development section of Google with a background in engineering.  When I think of artificial intelligence combined with the word "scary", I recall movies like The Terminator, The Matrix and the old 1970 TV movie Colossus: The Forbin Project, all depicting a future nightmare scenario where super-intelligent computers have concluded that humanity at best is inferior and extraneous...and at worse an evil affliction on the planet that must be controlled or eradicated.  I believe that these stories greatly contribute to the public's increasing concerns about the meteoric rise of this technology in today's real world, and about what direction it will take in the near future, good or bad.  In our dog-eat-dog cutthroat competitive capitalist business environment, the clear message is that you'd better jump into AI as quickly and deeply as possible, else you will be left in the dust and perish.  Gawdat recognizes all this, and hence I felt while I was reading his book that he and I had at least a good deal of common ground in spite of our highly divergent personal and academic backgrounds.  He considers humanity's investment in artificial intelligence too far gone to reverse.  It is here to stay and, with the recent development of quantum computing, increasing its power and development more than exponentially, its intelligence will soon far, far exceed that of humans.  Gawdat believes the world will be irreversibly transformed in the next thirty years or so, so much that he posits a word picture projected ahead that far: he and the reader are out in some isolated natural scenario camping...are we rejoicing at the great new world AI has created for us or are we desperately in retreat, hiding from it?  His thesis in Scary Smart is that now is the time that people can affect the future benevolent (or malevolent) nature of artificial intelligence by instilling in it a more positive representation of what humanity is instead of the more negative, hypercompetitive, bellicose and cruel image we've engendered of ourselves over our history and how we have been using AI so far.  Gawdat is pushing a new creed of happiness, politeness, grace and generosity in dealing with artificial intelligence, which learns with every single interaction.  Even though he feels that we're destined for some future difficult times with artificial intelligence, which he likens to a sentient life force, a change in our attitudes toward ourselves where mutual happiness is the higher aim can steer it away from the nightmare science fiction scenario featured in old movies and toward the fulfillment of the many hopes for us that it brings.  I sympathize with Mo Gawdat's views but given my own experience with human nature over the course of my 67-year existence on Earth, I tend to think that his suggestions are probably just as impractical as reversing AI.  Still, I liked and recommend his book: check it out and get back to me..

Ran Gainesville's Depot Parkrun 5K This Morning

Unlike with last week's cooler weather, this morning it was 68 degrees with 89% humidity, pretty uncomfortable weather for a 5K (3.1 miles) run, but nevertheless I got myself up and out for my 28th Depot Parkrun 5K, taking place at that park which is just south of downtown Gainesville.  I got there early, at 7:05, but the parking lot was already packed, and I had to drive around to the "extra" parking lot a little further away.  Apparently, there was another group of runners that had picked the same spot and morning to go on their outing and they took up most of the parking...that's okay, I kind of prefer the other lot anyway after thinking about it.  Anyway, for the race I decided to forego any thoughts of a "personal best" time and stick with my Galloway method of alternating five minutes of steady running with a minute of fast walking...worked like a dream once again! My final time, although not a personal best for a Parkrun, was a respectable (for me) 30:39, and I didn't feel depleted or too hot at the end.  Next Saturday I'll be skipping the Depot Parkrun in favor of the Season of Hope 15K, which takes on the Hawthorne Trail, starting and finishing at Boulware Park off SE 15th Street.  I hope the weather then is better than today's, although I think that with my system I'll do fine in any event.  Click HERE for the results of today's Deport Parkrun...

Quote of the Week...from Trinity in The Matrix

Get up, Trinity. Just get up.  GET UP!!!         ---the character Trinity in the movie The Matrix

Carrie-Anne Moss is the actress who brilliantly portrayed the computer hacking genius Trinity in the Matrix movies.  The above quote happened at the opening sequence in the first film, when Trinity...trapped in the Matrix...is desperately struggling to escape death at the hands of the ruthless and powerful Agents, having impossibly leaped through a building's high window, landing on her back after rolling down brutally rough stairs.  She is momentarily frozen with tension and fear, as she looks back up in anticipation of her enemies.  And then she listens to herself and does get up to fight another day.  Why did I pick this quote?  Many times, over the course of my life I've suffered setbacks, humiliations, and what seemed at the time to be personal disasters.  But lately during such experiences, although for a brief spell I am tempted to say to hell with it all and just stop trying, I have been punching back at life with defiance...nobody with bad intentions is going to stop me from what I need or want to accomplish.  Get up, Billy.  Just get up.  GET UP!!!

My November 2023 Running/Walking Report

In November I ran a total of 363 miles, and on every day of the month. My runs were spread throughout each day more or less, and I made much use of my local gym, which is Gainesville Health and Fitness.  Maybe it's counterintuitive, but when I get off from work in the evening I'm often tense and tired...yet getting on the treadmill for a brisk run relaxes me and takes the edge off the day.  I also ran a couple of Depot Parkrun 5Ks in the month...but my biggest race was the Tom Walker Half-Marathon, organized by "my" Florida Track Club and held on the 14th on the Hawthorne Trail.  There I surpassed my personal expectations when I employed the Jeff Galloway method of alternating running a set number of minutes (for me, 5) with a set number of walking minutes (1).  The result was the best finish I had at the distance since 2015.  I even applied it to the much shorter 3.1-mile Parkrun distance and finish with a personal best out of 27 Parkruns.  In December I plan to continue doing the Depot Parkrun 5K, but on the 9th I intend to run another Hawthorne Trail race: Season of Hope 15K (proceeds to go for the fight against dystonia) for my third time, and the first since 2019.  As for walking, I may walk one of those upcoming Parkruns...speed-walking rocks, too...

Weekly Short Stories: 1994 Science Fiction, Part 4

Today it's time to once again check out some of the 1994 short stories appearing in Gardner Dozois' anthology The Year's Best Science Fiction Twelfth Annual Collection.  In April of that year, sadly, grunge rock star Kurt Cobain killed himself at the peak of his band Nirvana's popularity.  I was and still am a fan of this genre, and Cobain's death deeply saddened me.  Later that summer, the Atlanta-based alternative group R.E.M. (I'm also a fan) released their studio album Monster, one of my favorites of theirs.  It features a deep track titled Let Me In.  Band frontman Michael Stipe, who would befriend Cobain's widow Courtney Love, wrote the lyrics in tribute of the fallen star.  But enough sadness...back to the stories...

THE HOLE IN THE HOLE by Terry Bisson

This is one of my favorite types of sci-fi stories, where there is a special, hidden passageway linking our world to another, be it in space or time.  Here a modest lawyer in a big city needs a special part to repair his car and runs across such a portal behind a ramshackle junkyard.  The place it leads to it is literally out of this world.  There's an interesting character in his story, the lawyer's academic friend Wilson Wu, who it seems is almost as mysterious as the portal itself with his deep knowledge and expertise in so many diverse fields.  A very funny tale...

PARIS IN JUNE by Pat Cadigan

A "man"...at least the story seems to start out that way, is an itinerant, homeless hustler who collects experiences in Paris (and June, of course) and transfers them to the Creators, apparently some alien race that from time-to-time whisks down in the sky to sweep up his thoughts.  Since he's telling the story, it's a bit cryptic as to what is really going on.  But he does come across a "woman" who he recognizes as another creation like himself, only that she has asserted her own independence.  Frankly, I didn't get this story...

FLOWERING MANDRAKE by George Turner

Capella is a first-magnitude star in the northern constellation Auriga.  In this story it is the system of two different intelligent life forms on two planets, constantly in bitter warfare against one another: the Greens and the Reds.  One of the Greens is the sole survivor of his blasted spaceship and drifts for centuries in his escape pod until he encounters Earth sometime in our not-so-distant future when we've begun to mine the asteroids.  When he is gradually introduced to life on Earth through images projected inside his pod and sees a picture of a human, the truth about the nature of the Greens and Reds becomes clear.  This was a brilliant story that expanded the baseness of human nature to include so-called "intelligent" life elsewhere in the cosmos...

Next week: more from 1994...

Just Finished Reading Exercised by Daniel Lieberman

Daniel Lieberman's academic title is "paleoanthropologist", a mouthful that I'm confident he's gotten quite well at enunciating...I, though, have some catching up to do.  I first saw him in a YouTube interview on the excellent channel Diary of a CEO and was impressed enough to check out his book Exercised from my public library.  Its premise resounds like Lieberman's interview: humankind evolved not to engage in exercise, but to avoid it. He posits his theory based on his academic research living among different ongoing hunter-gatherer cultures in various parts of the world.  There the people's lives are doubtless physically strenuous, but only when their necessities, such as hunting, demand it.  Otherwise, they seem quite lazy, sitting around and definitely not jogging or weightlifting.  Lieberman says that this is why people in more "advanced" technology-based cultures (such as presumably yours and mine) need to intentionally move our bodies even when labor-saving devices can do most of the physical work for us.  He believes that the advancement of the species through evolution is focused on getting the individual successfully past reproductive age, beyond which their survival into old age becomes more extraneous to the process.  But by assigning special social roles to the elderly that benefit the group's survival, they, too, can achieve long and healthy life spans.  Daniel Lieberman is a big advocate for both resistance and aerobic fitness training, and he himself is a long-distance runner. He also has something to say about the very passive way of sitting for long stretches of time in "advanced" cultures as opposed to the more squatting, fidgety way he observed in his field work of the more "primitive" peoples...our ways lower longevity. I liked both this book of his and his online interview.  Check it out if you have the time or inclination...

My Favorite Songs for 2023 So Far

 I know it's been a while since I wrote about my favorite ongoing popular music.  Truth be told, for most of 2023 I had been largely listening to a playlist of favorites from last year.  Up until October I had considered the curiously-titled song A Hairdryer by The Smile to be my "song of the year" but since then I've explored some album releases from some of my favorite alternative music acts and now have quite a playlist just from them. I purchased Sufjan Stevens' latest album Javelin and have been listening on YouTube to 2023 releases from Depeche Mode (Memento Mori), Gorillaz (Cracker Island), Metric (Formentera II) and the New Pornographers (Continue as a Guest).  So right now here's my current "top ten" list of favorites for 2023, naturally subject to revision by year's end...

1 OIL by Gorillaz

2 SHIT TALK by Sufjan Stevens

3 MY COSMOS IS MINE by Depeche Mode

4 WHO WOULD YOU BE FOR ME by Metric

5 PEOPLE ARE GOOD by Depeche Mode

6 NEW GOLD by Gorillaz

7 PONTIUS PILATE'S HOME MOVIES by New Pornographers

8 BOTTLE EPISODES by New Pornographers

9 A HAIRDRYER by The Smile

10 MY FAVORITE STRANGER by Depeche Mode

Enjoyed Watching College Football Rivalry Games on TV Yesterday

Yesterday I enjoyed watching college football as the regular season wound down to its very end with rivalry matchups dominating the schedule.  The three games I followed were Michigan-Ohio State, Alabama-Auburn and Florida-Florida State.  All three turned out to be close-fought, exciting games...although of the three, easily the best was the late afternoon Alabama "state championship" Iron Bowl contest played at Auburn University's Jordan Hare Stadium. It was nip-and-tuck all of the way until it looked as if the Crimson Tide, behind 24-20 late in the game, weren't going to beat Auburn after they punted deep into the Tigers' territory.  But the receiver fumbled the punt and Bama recovered with a golden opportunity to go ahead...they needed a touchdown.  But on the subsequent series of downs, they made mistake after mistake, moving backwards from a first-and-goal at the Auburn 7 to a fourth-and-goal on the 30, with less than 40 seconds to go in the game and little to no hope of winning.  But Tide QB Jalen Milroe, with his stellar offensive line providing plenty of time for him to sort out the field, threw a long pass into the corner of Auburn's end zone, hitting his receiver for the highly improbable winning score. Until last season I had been rooting against Alabama, but then switched my allegiances.  This year I'm pulling for them to beat Georgia in the SEC championship game and sneak into the college playoffs, alongside Florida State, who came from a 12-0 deficit to beat my hometown Gators in Gainesville in the evening contest, 24-15.  As for that first game, I "kind of" pulled for Ohio State to win it, but to no avail: Michigan remains undefeated but will still need to beat Iowa to win the Big Ten championship and advance to the playoffs.  It should be fun to watch the upcoming conference championship games...including the game between Washington and Oregon.  As for Florida, their season is now over at 5-7, although in yesterday's game they showed some promise for the future...

Ran Gainesville's Depot Parkrun 5K This Morning

After my half-marathon on November 12th, in which I had my best final time since 2015 by employing the Jeff Galloway strategy of inserting regular short intervals of walking over the course of the race, I decided to see how this would work on a shorter, 5K race.  Although in earlier years my final times of this distance had gotten down to 23-24 minutes, since 2019 for the span of my previous 26 Depot Parkruns here in Gainesville (a free weekly Saturday morning run/walk run by volunteers) I never ran faster than my 30:00 finish in that first Parkrun.  Until today, that is.  This time I ran the first 6 minutes, then speed-walked 40 seconds...then ran again until my timer hit 12 minutes, then speed-walked 40 more seconds, alternating like this until I crossed the finish line at 29:47, finally breaking that frustrating 30-minute barrier.  I already knew I could do it anyway because in another relatively recent local 5K race I had run it even faster, but this time it seemed more satisfying since it pointed the way to how I intend to run any future race, regardless of the distance.  The race time (7:30 am) temperature was 50 degrees with 93% humidity...lots of folks lined up bundled up: I dressed as usual, tee-shirt and shorts.  Running this Galloway method is more than getting faster finishing times...I actually feel that I could continue on for an indefinitely longer distance.  So now I'm wondering whether I really should set half-marathons as my longest race in the future.  You can view today's results by clicking HERE...

Quote of the Week...from Steve Kaufmann

I study on my own when I feel like it.  When I'm tired of whatever I'm doing, I move on to something else.                                   ---Steve Kaufmann

In his latest podcast, polyglot Steve Kaufmann, who has at different times in his 77-year-old existence mastered some 20 different languages, describes himself as a "lazy language learner".  He is the creator of LingQ (pronounced "link"), a language-learning website app, as well as a weekly podcaster I regularly listen to.  On one of Steve's latest shows, he gave the above quote after claiming that he is a lazy language learner.  That may be true now, but I happen to know that in his early adult years he underwent intensive language training in Chinese and Japanese while he served there in his country's (Canada) foreign service.  So, Steve Kaufmann knows on a deep level how to successfully tackle languages, and that can partially be attributed to life experiences that wouldn't be applicable to most of us, me included.  But I understand the gist of his argument, which is that repeated exposure to the target language, both listening and reading, can activate the mind's natural language learning abilities without subjecting oneself to graded classes with exams or memorizing long word lists and intricate grammar rules.  Yet in my own past I did memorize and repeatedly reviewed long word lists...including 1,700 Chinese characters...and this I feel has greatly helped me to understand what I am hearing and reading today.  I think each of us has our own special set of experiences, proclivities and skills that we bring to the table of language learning and that it's okay to use them to our advantage...no one formula fits everyone.  What I call "lazy" language learning greatly overlaps Steve's version while differing in some respects.  I just need to get easier access to instant translation of unknown words I come across in order to make my learning more meaningful... 

Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody

I'd like to take a moment to wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving Day.  It's a time to reflect on all the wonderful things in my life to be thankful for, especially my loved ones.  I hope you can also find the time to do the same with yours...

Weekly Short Story: 1994 Science Fiction, Part 3

Today I deliberately made the number singular on this weekly blog feature of mine.  Usually, I'll read a few entries from an anthology and then briefly review each story.  But this week as I was reading through Gardner Dozois' sci-fi anthology series, specifically The Year's Best Science Fiction, Twelfth Annual Collection, I ran across a pretty lengthy novella.  Dozois has always had a penchant for inserting long stories like this one, not quite at novel-size, into his series.  So, here's my reaction to that novella...

MELODIES OF THE HEART by Michael F. Flynn

As Gardner Dozois intimated in his intro to this story, it's a time-travel piece, but in a special sense.  A physician has been assigned duty caring for elderly people at a facility while his little daughter is suffering from progeria, which causes her to rapidly age to a premature death.  He treats what he has been told is a 100-year-old woman who has been complaining of old songs loudly playing in her head.  Her cantankerous demeanor ruffles him...he's already developed a cynical view of the elderly, most likely in light of what is happening to his little girl.  The story develops as the woman's songs recede decade by decade into her past until the good doctor begins to question how old she truly is...and he begins to connect her plight with that of his daughter.  There is a subplot about his distant, obsessive-compulsive wife and the nurse hired to care for their stricken daughter.  It's a very sad story, but one I'd recommend if you have the time to spend on it...if only for the wealth of old songs with their time of popularity pinpointed as well as some lyrics that were changed over the years: political correctness isn't just a recent phenomenon...

So, there you have it for this week's feature.  Maybe I'll come up with some actual "short" stories next time around from 1994...

Sixty Years Ago, Tomorrow

Tomorrow marks the sixtieth anniversary of one of the most traumatic single events this country has ever experienced: the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy in Dallas, Texas by Lee Harvey Oswald.  The President was visiting Texas, riding in a motorcade in an open car with his wife Jackie and Texas governor John Connally when Oswald shot him twice with his rifle from the sixth floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository building.  I was just a kid of seven in the second grade of my West Hollywood, Florida elementary school when we heard the news of the shooting just after lunch on Friday.  Numerous conspiracy theories sprang up in the ensuing years, but like Stephen King, who authored the fantastic 2011 time-travel novel 11/22/63, I always felt that Oswald was the lone wolf behind the assassination.  As I mentioned in an earlier article, my family and I visited Dallas in 1994 and retraced the motorcade route...I wonder how many others have done the same.  I am praying that in this upcoming tumultuous presidential campaign of 2024, all the candidates are safe and more tragic bloodshed is avoided... 

Just Finished Reading Level Up by Rob Dial

Very recently Rob Dial, known for his Mindset Mentor personal development-themed podcast that often offers topics for my blog articles, had published his first book: Level Up, long title Level Up: How to Get Focused, Stop Procrastinating, and Upgrade Your Life.  This pretty much describes the book, which incorporates the gist of Dial's podcast messages and presents it in more whole fashion.  Level Up is divided into three sections: why you're not taking action, how to take action, and creating habits and making them stick.  In each of them are subtopics that logically contribute to the main message. At the chapters' close are personal journaling questions...Dial believes strongly in introspection and writing down on paper one's inner thoughts and feelings.  In that sense this is an interactive book...not in the adopted cyberworld sense but in that the reader is invited to participate, step by step, with the program as it is laid out.  I haven't sat down and begun this interaction...no, I've procrastinated, dang it!  But there's no better time than now...actually, there's no time other than now.  I think you'll find this book helpful regardless where you happen to be in your own personal walk through life...there's none of that mystical nonsense that I've encountered in other works of this sort.  Hopefully, the public library web service Libby will begin to offer it for checkout before long...

Computer Problems Cause Gap in Blog

I've been experiencing some technical difficulties with this blog and my computer in general...I'll be back before too long.