Saturday, June 15, 2019
USA Women's Soccer Antics Remind Me of South Park Episode
I've watched the cartoon satirical series South Park over the years...most of the episodes, especially recently, have been off the mark but a few are ingeniously brutal in their lampooning of our society's various foibles. The 2006 episode Stanley's Cup is a case in point: nine-year-old Stan Marsh needs his bicycle to earn money with his paper route, but one day it is towed away. He goes to the bureaucrat-in-charge to plead it back, but is told he'll have to do the favor of coaching the local Pee Wee hockey team first. So Stan tries to coach a group of very young children who can barely balance on their skates or even nudge the puck in the general direction of the goal. At the end of this convoluted tale, they find themselves playing the final period of an NHL game against the Detroit Red Wings after the scheduled team, the Colorado Avalanche, put them in instead. Detroit essentially massacres the helpless little Pee Wee players en route to a 32-2 rout...and with each goal the Red Wing players whoop it up with grandstanding celebrations, as if they were actually accomplishing anything worthwhile. That's the kind of reaction that I and most other observers had when our United States women's national soccer team won their first World Cup group stage match against Thailand 13-0, scoring several goals in the closing minutes to run up the score and acting like "Cartoon Detroit" with their boisterous post-goal jumping, screaming, and hugging. I'm not against them winning 13-0 since the first tiebreaker in the group stage is the three-match aggregate goal differential...I don't think Team America will need to worry about that anymore. But there is a point when excessive celebration in the middle of a rout becomes poor sportsmanship. No, the Thailand team wasn't at all like South Park's Pee Wee hockey...it was still a competitive contest in the first half and they clearly had their own skilled players. One of the U.S. players stated that the Thailand players wouldn't have a problem with their behavior...I think it's a mistake to presume graciousness on the part of someone whom you may have offended, though. I'm still rooting for the good ol' USA, but a little more decorum and maturity...and grace...would help them more in their public relations efforts to promote this sport that grossly underpays them for their outstanding talent...
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