This weekend marks the one time in the fall season here in Gainesville when the University of Florida football team has a "bye". And every sort of event has consequently been planned for this time: the Pride Parade, the Butterfly Festival, the Macintosh Fall Festival, the Asian Culture Festival, the Friends of the Library book sale (a.k.a. the Friends of Compulsive Hoarders book sale), and my own church's version with the "friends of compulsive hoarders" garage sale. No doubt each of the organizers for these ambitious events looked at the football bye weekend and scheduled their events without any regard to anyone else who may have had similar designs. It reminds me of a scene in one my all-time favorite movies, Ron Howard's A Beautiful Mind.
In A Beautiful Mind, protagonist John Nash (played by Russell Crowe) is a stressed-out Princeton mathematics graduate student searching for a topic about which to produce a truly original paper. Finally, as he is about to give up, he is sitting with his classmates at the school's diner/social hall. A stunningly beautiful blonde walks into the place with some of her friends (also attractive). As Nash listens to his buddies pining over the new object of their affections, he comes up with the idea that will form the thesis for his paper: if all of the men go after the blonde, they will crowd each other out and nobody will win. And her friends will then in turn reject them because nobody wants to be "second best". But suppose the men instead agree among themselves to avoid the blonde and each concentrate on a different friend of hers. No conflict ensues, and everyone gets what he wants (except for the blonde, that is). Nash would apply this idea in his ensuing paper to economics.
I believe the folks planning this weekend's events in the Gainesville area could have benefited from John Nash's reasoning. Picture this "bye" weekend as the beautiful blonde that everyone wants. Not all Gator football games are at home; some Saturdays they are playing at another school, and these weekends could be seen as representing the blonde's (albeit less attractive) friends. Why not everyone just ignore the bye week and work with each other to schedule their events on different weekends when UF has road games? Then people wouldn't be torn as to which events they would have to attend and which to pass by. Each event would also enjoy the full attention of the local media without competing events concurrently scheduled. And the parking would not be so overwhelmingly difficult to come by.
Oh well, it was just an idea. Instead, I expect more of this nonsense by event planners in future years.
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